A Token of My Affections
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"A Token of My Affections"
"To My Dearest Father, From Your Son Zach. How are you? It doesn't matter, for I am about to make your day! In this Shit-tastic day and age, we too rarely show appreciation for each other. I've decided it's high time to do something about it, so I'm giving you this Petulant Painting. Yes, it may be hard to believe, and you are surely saying, "Heavens No! That is Far Too Generous of You!" But Let Me Assure You That It Is Deserved.
Please, Treasure This Gift! It is more than a reminder of me and my generous affections. You should see it not just as a first-class painting, but as a celebration of your manhood. Lest you scheme up a way to repay me, let me say that no reciprocation is called for. I may even go so far as to refuse your gift - That is how serious I am. Unless of course you offer me money & whores."
In all seriousness, happy fathers day! [Even though this is semi-late!]Reference